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The KTracy.com Staff

Creating such an epic website requires a dedicated staff of vastly underpaid, maltreated, and often abused die hards. The men and women below head the Ministries of KTracy.com.

Rachel DeLonge
Rachel DeLonge
Ministry of Propaganda
Rachel DeLonge has the unsavory job of managing the misbehaved and unruly liberal press corps stationed at KTracy.com. Rachel joined the KTracy.com team back in 2005 by helping establish the KTracy.com Store and open new revenue streams for Kevin Tracy's website. Her immediate success led to the creation of the "Ministry of Propaganda" in KTracy.com and the ministry being placed under her command. Rachel deals with 99% of the liberal media's B.S. so that Kevin Tracy doesn't have to.
Carl Sven
Carl Sven
Ministry of Information Technology
Carl Sven is the KTracy.com code monkey. He also manages all of the technology used across the KTracy.com Headquarters. First brought onto the KTracy.com Staff in 2004, Carl has spent most of his career at KTracy.com HQ locked in the basement and left to his own devices and creating new tools for Kevin Tracy to use. Starting in 2020, Carl became slightly more open to Kevin Tracy's direction and has begun taking requests to improve the site and coordinating those web development processes with Kevin Tracy.
Richard Dickson
Dr. Richard Dickson, M.D.
Ministry of Health and Medicine
Dr. Dickson has the easy job of monitoring the health of Kevin Tracy. Normally, KTracy.com would not generate enough revenue to have a resident medical doctor on staff. However, Dr. Dickson is an English citizen wanted for money laundering in Luxembourg. This forced him to flee England for Lebanon, where he worked as a doctor for Hezbollah under the nation's Kafala system; which is a form of indentured servitude. Unbeknownst to his Hezbollah sponsors, Dr. Dickson acted as an informant against them when Kevin Tracy was a counterterrorism analyst. Once discovered, Dr. Richard Dickson fled to KTracy.com HQ to hide from UNPOL and INTERPOL. Since 2021, Dr. Dickson has agreed to trade his medical expertise in exchange for refuge.
Francesca Jones
Francesca Jones, LL.M.
Ministry of Legal Mumbo Jumbo

Unable to qualify for student loans for law school, Francesca Jones found a lender in the New Jersey mafia. Upon graduating, she was forced into working for the mafia to pay off her debt; which would take roughly 220 years. Francesca actually didn't mind the arrangement as she found defending the mafia a fun and rewarding challenge. However, having to practice law and live in New Jersey made the dream job a nightmare. When she left the mafia in 2004 and joined the KTracy.com Staff, it started a small conflict between the parties. The matter was resolved in a fierce road battle on the border of Indiana and Kentucky in which Kevin Tracy was the victor, prompting the mafia to cut their losses and leave KTracy.com alone. Francesca Jones has since functioned as both Kevin's personal legal counsel and counsel for all the staff members at KTracy.com. Her advice is rarely heeded.