MISTRESS RACHEL DELONGE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
2021-06-01
Kevin Tracy's First Press Conference Delayed Again
MINISTRESS OF PROPAGANDA RACHEL DELONGE: Happy June 1st! Thank you everyone for coming, I won't have time for questions today. Later this month, we'll do a Q&A. As you likely know, Kevin Tracy has been undergoing some legal issues and is not speaking to the media until that matter is resolved. We currently do not have a date for Mr. Tracy's first press conference since the relaunch of the site, but we're currently targetting late summer or early fall of this year. By now, I think think everyone in this room knows what's going on, but we're still not answering questions about the topic until sometime after the first press conference, if we choose to discuss it at all. One of the benefits of running a website such as KTracy.com instead of posting on social media profile is that Kevin Tracy has a lot more freedom to control the content posted by others and does not need to feel pressured to address senseless drama.
The delayed press conference is the big news that needed to be addressed. The legal delays are what held up a lot of our content in May as the entire staff shifted focus from their typical tasks to handle document retrievals, research, and step up to help us handle a sudden influx of orders from the KTracy.com store and our eBay Shop.
Our goals for June are pretty straight forward.
- The KTracy.com Museum of Art and Photography plans to open its online exhibits of art and fan art sent to Kevin Tracy.
- The KTracy.com Store is going to begin offering decals again.
- The Art Commission and custom Decal pages will go online this June.
- Behind the scenes, we're moving Kevin Tracy's office to a lower level of KTracy.com HQ for the summer. His computer is 11 years old and the heat build up in his office is causing some occassional technical problems. We're avoiding ordering new PCs for staff members until the price of graphics cards and processors drop to normal market prices. We anticipate this taking approximately 2 years. In the meantime, we're going to use a combination of Raspberry Pi 3B's, Raspberry Pi 4's, and old cell phones to address new computing needs that arise. I just reading this. I have no idea what Raspberry Pies have to do with any of this.
- Finally, we plan on beginning a personal website creation guide in order to guide others away from social media and get them off on the right foot. This project should be online sometime late in the fall.
Also, for those of you who want images to share on your websites, KTracy.com Store related photos are being shared on Kevin Tracy's Instagram until we find a way to more efficiently organize and share data with a minimalist CMS. As you are undoubtedly aware, KTracy.com has been trying to migrate away from its past reliance on WordPress. Incorporating IndieWeb's protocols without a CMS has been more difficult and time consuming than we anticiapted. This will remain a goal of KTracy.com and Kevin Tracy until it is finally incorporated. We will spare no expense to make it happen.
Thank you for your time this first day of June. We'll update you with progress when it happens.