Class Representative Kevin Tracy
Minister Rob of Foreign Affairs
Minister Greg of Press Relations
Minister Carl of the Environment
Co-Ministers of Covert Operations
Minister of Defense Adam
Minister Joe of Liberal Affairs
For Immediate Release
2001-08-22
0600 hours
REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: On behalf of the Staff Members not present, I want to tell you we hope you had a great summer and are all set for school, especially us, the Class of 2002! But there are Ministers here who have something to say. I'll let Rob start.
MINISTER ROB: As summer comes to a close, I've went through much this year. Many things such a almost being beaten to a pulp by thugs, spending almost two months in Germany- which was great, and meeting a communist girl from California. Summer might be nicer if we had a few more weeks, but I'd probably just waste them. So, lets get ready for our last year of High School. I wish you all a great, fun, and safe year.
REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Soy?
MINISTER CARL: I'm just not going to do it.
MINISTER ROB: SOY!
REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Won't you get in trouble?
MINISTER CARL: I don't know.
REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Well, It looks like Greg is running late, which is normally Rob's job, so I guess I better end this now. I'm personally glad the summer is coming to a close. I was forced to fire two members of my staff who were good friends, a Tropical Storm ended my Summer Vacation in Florida, and I made several mistakes as well. I could be an optimist and say, 'I wish my summer was longer so i could fix it and make it right.' But anyone out there who knows me also knows that's not who I am. So, I have decided to be a pessimist and say, 'I happy summer has ended before I could screw it up any worse.' I'm glad to be back.